no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Randomize
