You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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