and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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