I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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