and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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