How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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