She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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