So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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