I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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