I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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