i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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