The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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