Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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