Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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