Taylor Swift is so right about you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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