i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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