i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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