is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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