How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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