Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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