Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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