Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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