the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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