Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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