do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
