he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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