I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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