I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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