Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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