no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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