It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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