Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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