Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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