we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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