just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
