Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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