He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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