and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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