The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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