Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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