Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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