who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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