awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Randomize
