You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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