i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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