Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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