my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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