walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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