ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We're facebook friends in real life
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case