so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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