so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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