Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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