but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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