do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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