I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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