I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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