am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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