Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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