so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You can't special order awesome
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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